BANANADUCK™
CRUTCHES
roll me up so tenderly
Unisex Premium Performance Crutch
Superior filtering and absorption qualities
Scrumptious mouth feel
Guaranteed to make you roll faster and toke higher
available in
'Matchbook Style'
48 Pack
*LIMITED PRODUCTION QUANTITY
covet the crutch
Afghani poppy field laborers
Ice cream truck repairmen
Retired ophthalmologists
Condom inspectors
Abe Lincoln
Our crutch has been endorsed and recommended by:
Contemporary Hobo and Rail Travelers Coalition; USA
Michael Jackson Impersonators and Buskers Union
Authoritarian regimes
*look for our ad in "The Kathmandu Post"
BananaDuck™ Conglomerate
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