Tongue Dojo

Once upon a time my mouth formed, teeth sprouted and a tongue slithered out from the darkness.

It flesh-welded itself to the inside of my face.

It said great things were to come.

It became clear what we had to do.

We traveled to many lands.

A system was developed:

Nunchucks are used to bonk [test item] into a docile state
Hands are used to clamp [test item] firmly in place
Tongue appendage extends rapidly and surrounds [test item]

Gooey fluid is created, mostly unusable.

Information gained from this interaction is referred to as flavor.



This ancient and wicked technique is applied to our recipe and has made it world renowned.